I’ve Got SKITTLES In My Mouth….

Wanna taste a RAINBOW?
Hey hoeeee, LETS GO! The time is now. The venue is the velvet box. Its the only box that has noise coming out of it. The dress code is tacky formal. Don’t forget to bring a pocketful of fashion. When you’re sitting in a room packed with people passing beer bongs around, you see things with SUCH clarity. Losing a friend isn’t really a loss if its a fake friend. Getting drunk&&acting like a fool shouldn’t be a bad thing if it was spent with good company. I’m young&&on edge. I trash talk like a garbage man on his daily rounds. This made a lot of sense in my head =/
I need some fucking happy pills.
Uppers/downers, whatever the fuck I can get my hands on.
Things were so much more fun when I use to sit in my room cutting up random pills.
Slutting, (I like to make up words), it up makes me happy.
I woke up with:
-mascara smudged eyes.
-zits.
-bad hair.
-a cut lip.
-food on my mind.
-a straight back.
The above pissed me off even more.
Akash will be back in THREE days :)
Boys are just HOTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
asfjkfdr. &&that means nothing at all.
Tomorrow I have to meet the cake lady to explain what I want.
Jasmine thinks its cute.
Emmy thinks ORANGE SHOULD BE SHOT!
Hahahaaaaaaaaa. Fucking random.
I don’t think I’m doing a theme cause’ themes are two minutes away from being overrated.
I need some props though.
So heres the evil plan.
I’m going to tell Winston that its a costume party&&I’ll encourage him to come as Batman.
He’ll show up in his little costume&&tadaaaaaaaaaa I have a prop :)
Honestly, isn’t that what best friends are suppose to do? –lie for selfish reasons :D
My blog was under construction.
Did everyone freak out&&start to type in WHORE as the password?
&&everything after this line is going to be random as fuck so don’t read it if you’re expecting something worth reading.
I change my MSN name way too often.
The display picture is another story.
Half of my MSN list is blocked due to my….how shall I word this….COLOURFUL pictures :P
Fuck the spell check on WordPress. I don’t want to spell colourful without the ‘U’.
Color looks WRONG. Colour looks alright.
Favor? Where’s the ‘U’—- FAVOUR.
Fuck the Yanks&the Brits for having different spellings.
Mum: Why are you always so CALM!? Don’t you ever WORRY!? *lecture*
Fuck reality. I use to live in the real world but then I got evicted.
“If I could get a firm grip on reality….I’d CHOKE it!”
Christmas is coming up…
You know why Santa is always so damn jolly?
Its cause he knows where all the bad girls live.
DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I need to pee.
My lazyass wont move so I’ve been sitting here for two hours telling myself that I need to get up&&pee.
Always do SOBER what you said you’d do DRUNK. Aaaaahhh, but then you’re fucked cause you cant blame it all on the alcohol.
I thought I was violent but then I heard this guy. CLICK HERE.
Forget the happy pills, that made me laugh like a motherfucker.
There’s another that goes like this…
Girl: What’s wrong with the results?
Guy: The results that we’ve got show a high concentration of drugs.
*after a looooonnnnggggg ass time*
Girl: I’ll do ANYTHING! What do I need to do?
Guy: What do you mean?
Girl: Are you married? I could take you out for lunch or something…or or or anything.
Guy: What do you mean ANYTHING?
Girl: We could go out. Get a couple of drinks….I’ll sleep with you!
Guy: Gale…your mother called us this morning this is ___.
Girl: OMG!
If you like the word FUCK, click on THIS.
You think mums are all sweet&&innocent. Pffftt, wait till you meet HER!
Haha, but come on that was classic though.
Say hi.
Ichi ni san.